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A Family Meal, Sponsored by Resentment and Rakija
Ah yes, nothing screams “family bonding” like a good old-fashioned Cold War reenactment between your parents, performed live in your dining room, in front of your wide-eyed toddlers who were…
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Live, Laugh, Rent: Why Our Kids Will Never Own a Home (Or Hope)
Ah, the good old days! Back when a single salary could buy a house, raise a family, and still leave enough for an annual beach holiday—without a single spreadsheet to…
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281,774 Fans, One Horse Field: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Let’s set the scene: It’s July 5, 2025. The sun is setting over Zagreb’s Hipodrom, casting an eerie orange glow over a sea of red-and-white checkered shirts. Thousands—nay, hundreds of…
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Operation Toddler Relocation: A Tragicomedy in Three Acts
Act One: The Naive Pregnant Idealist Once upon a time, in the golden age of pre-parenthood, a wise and rested woman proclaimed, “My child will never sleep in my bed!…
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Bass Drops & Tantrums: Parents Gone Wild
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I say absence makes the toddler grow angrier. We recently did something radical, something daring, something that might get us removed from…
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If You Do These Things, We Can’t Be Friends
There are a few things in life that fill me with joy—like when my husband’s cooking bolognese and when my cat chooses to cuddle with me instead of him. Those…
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Why Do Small Things Ruin My Day?
I try to stay in a good mood, I really do. But sometimes, especially right before my period, it feels like the smallest thing can completely wreck my day. An…
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Why I Hate Losing?
Losing is a part of life. Everyone experiences it at some point, whether in school, work, relationships, or even simple pastimes like games. Some people handle it well, brushing off…
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Father’s Day
With You, every day feels like Father’s Day.And yes, it sounds like a cliché.But guess what?Sometimes “fitiz fitiz”.I’ll say it anyway. I’m thankful for being on this journey with you.I’m…
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What if There Were No Cell Phones?
Imagine waking up one day and realizing that cell phones no longer exist. No buzzing alarms, no notifications, no text messages waiting for you the moment you open your eyes.…